1.Why do some old people never use glasses？
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
2.Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house？
Because the instructions on the paint can say"Put on two coats for best results."
3.What two words have thousands of letters in them？
Post office.
4.What do workers do in a clock factory？
They make faces all day.
5.What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away？
Sixty.
6.What is smaller than an insect's mouth？
Anything it eats.
7.What large instrument do you carry in your ears？
Drums，that is eardrums.（鼓膜）
8.What is smaller than an insect's mouth？
Anything it eats.
9.What season is the most dangeous one？
Autumn.Because it is also FALL.
10.What's too much for me，just right for two，but nothin gat？all for three？
A secret
11.On what day of a year do soldirs start wars in histoy？
March fourth. When awar breaks out, they' ll have to march forth.
12.How many feet are in a yard？
It depends on how many people are standing in it.
13.What person tries to make others smile most of the time？
A photographer
14.From what numbercan one take half and leave nothing？
The number 8.
15.What has hands but no feet，a face but no eyes，tells but does not talk？
Take away the upper half and 0 is left.
16.How many months have 28 days？
All of them.Each month has its 28th day.
17.Which horses have six legs？
All horses have forele gs(four legs)in front and two in back,so they all have six legs.
18.what is the longest word in the world？
key:smile.谜语解析：因为两个S隔了一里（mile）
19.what letter is an animal？key--B（Bee）哪个字母是一个动物答案：B
20.What letter stands for the ocean？key:C（sea）哪个字母坐落在海边？答案：C（sea）
21.what stays hot even if put it in a fridge？key:pepper 什么东西即使放到冰箱中也是热的？答案：pepper（胡椒粉）谜语解析：hot也有辣的意思
22.What animal has a head like a cat，eyes like a cat，a tail like a cat，but isn't a cat？—-谜底：Akitten（小猫）
23.H（打一人事用语）——谜底：工作调动
24.What has teeth but cannot eat？（打一农作物）——谜底：corn
25.How did the hangman get married？（绞刑吏是怎么结婚的？）—-谜底：He tiedaknot.他打了一个结。
26.忘得（打一英文单词）——谜底：wonder
27.What is wind？
【答案：Air in a hurry】
28.What's a skeleton？
【答案：It's a lot of bones without the person on them！】
29.Which letter is a drink？
【答案：T（tea）】
30.What table is in the field？
【答案：vegetable】
31.Which letter is an animal？
【答案：B（bee）】
32.What is an astronomer？
【答案：Anigh watchman with a college education.】
33.Which letter is a question？
【答案：Y（why）】
34.what always goes up and never goes down?
key:your age
35.What is big and bright during the day and we can't see it at night？
什么东西白天的时候有大又亮，晚上我们却看不见呢？
the sun太阳
36.I am small.I can fly.I like singing in the sky.What am I？
我很小，我会飞，我喜欢在天空中唱歌。我是谁？
a bird鸟
37.Which letter is a drink
哪个字母读起来是一种饮料呢？
T（tea）T茶
38.Which letter is around an island
哪个字母代表的东西能包围一座岛屿呢？
C（sea）海洋
39.Which letter is an anim？
哪个字母读起来是一种动物？
B（bee）B-蜜蜂